Over the river and through the woods,
In a tandem kayak for two.
Ain’t no loser at a tailgate palooza
Even wearing a float tube!
Over the river and through the woods,
Off to Green Bay we go.
Yeti weighs a ton, packed full of fun!
Carrying a quilt green and gold.
Over the river and through the woods,
Talavera plates heaped high.
Pop the cork and pass the pig fork,
On ribs and bacon, I’m ready to dine!
Over the river and through the woods,
Dancing like a plush pig.
Having lost all Hogg Sense, smelling like boar scent,
This auction is gonna be big!