I hope everyone enjoyed their July 4th holiday. Given the good excuse for a party, I thought this might be a good opportunity to relate a couple of comments our members were recently overheard uttering during similar celebrations. When asked if he would like a Bud Light, one of our beer-loving members responded "does this look like a lite beer body to you?" On a separate occasion, a female member observed that "one man’s large pour is a real girl’s swig!" If you enjoy Doc Tales, send me a submission. I’m starting to run low.