Over the river, and through the wood,
A fishing we will go;
Nugent knows the way if you’re willing to pay
In search of brown and rainbow.
Over the river, and through the wood–
On our way to Mexico!
We’ll have a taco and then we’ll go
Sightseeing with Stephano.
Over the river, and through the wood,
In Indy we will stay.
The cars will roar, the drinks will pour,
Hurray for Brickyard day!
Over the river, and through the wood
To Lambeau we are led
We’ll pull for a cheesehead or Viking instead,
Then leave our box for bed.
Over the river, and through the wood–
Phoenix the destination
First education, then a libation,
Then support AASV’s Foundation!